Jessie most boring journal

Sarah Blasko Pwns your socks off.

2007-08-11T07:15:10Z

I went to see sarah blasko, ages ago now, and she was freakin AWESOME. Better than on CD.
I got another haircut. I look betterer. My birthday is soon, I'm going to invite two of my friends to the cinema to see stardust cos it comes out three days before my bday.
The abbrieviation 'Bday' always reminds me of 'biday'.
I love going off on a tangent.
I love not having a mobile phone.
I love talking about myself.

ANDREW FREAKING HANSEN IS COMING TO MY TOWN. I will scream my pants off and get him to sign things and I'mma squish him in a gigantic HUG. I'll freak him out. x a billion.

I like those song lyrics that sorta make sense but don't. like 'it's hard to argue when you won't stop making sense' and 'truth truth everywhere, but not a drop to drink' and 'dead man cougin'"

BAI.

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-06-07T18:27:00

2007-06-07T08:31:06Z

I had much anger yesterday.

I was very excited because I was going to a whole day of animation enrichment, thinking it was going to be 2D animation, or at least Flash.

BUT NO! IT WAS MOVING BITS OF LEGO AROUND and taking photos of it.

Stupid. ALOT stupid. But swing band after school made up for it. Ilu swing band.

AH

2007-06-01T10:33:25Z

I walked with one of my teacher's kids on the way home from school. He's pretty cool. We had a really interesting conversation. It went a little something like this.

Him: Do you live in that shed?
Me: No.
Him: Do you sleep in that garden?
Me: No.
Him: Do you sleep in that air conditioner.
Me: Yeah, that was a pretty good guess.
Him: Looks kinda small.
Me: Yeah, not real spacious, but it's, you know, cosy.
Him: Yeah?
Me: Yep, it's good too, cos it's cool in summer and warm in winter.
Him: Do you sleep with a cat?
Me: Sometimes.
Him: A real one, or a plasticine one?
Me: Real.
Him: If I had to choose between a real one and a plasticine one, I'd choose plasticine.
Cos you could have a cat for a couple days then, when you get sick of it, you can mash it up and have like... a rhino or something.
Me: Yeah, that would be kind of cool.
Him: or a budgie.
Me: Or just a blob. I'm patenting that.
FIN.
All of this was without one single smile or giggle. Odd yes? I thought so.

Er... weird.

2007-05-31T06:44:54Z

I discovered that I have a skill. It involves bending over backwards, with the aid of a wall, so I can almost touch the ground. Yeah. I've been abusing it so now the front of my thighs and my belleh hurt, and my back is awll loose. It's still pretty cool though.

D: I think I've turned into a nicer person lately, it's pretty weird. Maybe because I'm less frustrated with those drawlings I had to do.

It would be pretty cool to be a freelance artist, but that would usually mean I'd have to accept I couldn't ever own a house. Maybe I could be a teacher with a little som'n som'n on the side.

HAHA, Gregory Peck and Alice in wonderland with NU CLOTHES D: GAH. bad.

FINISHED!

2007-05-12T07:51:50Z

I finished them dang drawings, so now I'm back onto that comic I promised my mate. Too bad HE won't be paying me. Maybe I could give it to him for his birthday next year.

MOOOO

2007-04-13T03:12:45Z

HULLO

I lost four kilos. Then I gained it again. Now I'm trying to lose it. MORE.

I have a hair cut in 15 minutes or so. I'mma make it short this time.

I got Adobe photoshop 7. It's pretty neat. PENDAKO ISN'T WORKING BUM!
School holidays and I'm going over to a mates house for a party, which hopefully doesn't invole drinking alcahol and pashing your friends. I vow never to be one of those 'friends'.

I saw the movie '48 shades' it's pretty good. It's got the guy who played Miller from 'out there' Richard Wilson. It made me cry, but it's not... a saaad movie. ANYWAY-

Just felt like I needed to update. My space bar makes a loud noise.
I HAVE TO GO!!

Harry Potter

2007-03-04T05:16:04Z

My brother and I went to the school... public school, you're allowed in there after school hours and on the weekend to muck about in the grounds. Anyway, we played Harry Potter, I was Harry, my bro was Ron and my dog was Hermione, you wouldn't believe it, but hermione squatted on a tree and I was like "RON!! Stop watching Hermione!!"

"Let's go to the forbidden forest!"
There's a few trees at the back oval and that was our forest.
I decided Hermione was a dog because of a spell Voldemort cast on her, so we needed to get her changed back into a human.

T'was awesomeness.

I should do stuff like that more often. Keeps me young ;) Sheesh.

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-02-23T21:06:00

2007-02-23T10:12:33Z

Had drama today. Pretty neat. I was in a group with two of my mates. I wanted to do a little one with no sound. But SOMEONE ruined it.

Anyway... errr... Art. We had art. We're drawing 2 point perspective. I'm doing mine of a shop... it looks weird.

I've done some preparation for the comic (LOL) thinking about how my mates will look in it and the backrounds an all that.

Still doing the drawings for my teacher. Taking forever. I hope I don't get sick of it cos then I won't finish it :o.

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-02-22T16:37:00

2007-02-22T05:38:45Z

One of my friends had a really awesome dream so I might draw a comic or something about it cos it's like a frikken epic movie!! I'll have to add extra bits though. There was a witch in it. :o And bones. I haven't posted any pics in forever!!

I went to see a comedian called Ross Noble last night and my mum had to leave the show during the interval. Ross noticed and heckled me about it. It was pretty cool. My mum couldn't believe it when I told her. WHAT ABOUT THE CITRUS!!!!??

Popular kids and drama class

2007-02-20T10:14:18Z

Sometimes I wish I wasn't so impatient. Anyway, I'm in pathway four maths (the highest path) and I JUST CAN'T GET IT!!! Too hard! I think my teacher from last year reeally liked me because I sure didn't do any work! WTF!!?!? Double drama and double art tomorrow. whhooo. I don't mind art cos you can screw around, but drama.. the teach gets real mad at the popular people, cos they talk too much. and plus, I feel real akward around the popular kids, i'm soooo not like them. OMG!! ONE HAS A PIERCING IN HIER WRIST!! GROSS!!! SHE PLAYS WITH IT AND LIFTS HER ARM UP BY IT!! GROSS!

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-02-17T12:56:00

2007-02-17T02:00:50Z

I wish I knew how to sew. I'm gunna learn. COS I CAN'T FIND ANY CLOTHES THAT I LIKE!! And I hate shopping for clothes with mum cos... well I don't really know why but we always end up fighting.
One of dads friends might be able to get us a copy of Adobe Photoshop CS2! I'm looking foreward! I was looking through some drawings I did 2-3 years ago and I can see how much I've improved! It's really helpful.. in a way, to know that you ARE getting better. And, on that rather sappy note, goodbye.

Hey Joe whaddaya know?

2007-02-08T10:17:35Z

My old Italian teacher asked me to do around 100 little cartoony drawings to be printed in the little workbooks the year 7s and 8s get to write stuff in and get words out of. FOR. MONEY. And she said I get to decide how much per drawing, all my mates were like MAKE IT LIKE TEN DOLLARS EACH!! I'm like, make it fifty cents for two, and my dad was like, charge by the hour. So I said, ok. :O

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-01-22T17:37:00

2007-01-22T06:40:30Z

hmmmmm... Nothing has reeally happened. I drew another drawing.. but it's not that great. BORED! I have the imagination of a... stupid animal so I never think up good ideas.

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-01-21T16:39:00

2007-01-21T05:41:26Z

It's my cousins daughters birthday today. I went to the supermarket with my mum and there was a guy stacking shelves and I swear he was giving me a look. Anyway....
DIDDLY DOO POTATOES!

jesstheplatypus @ 2007-01-21T10:42:00

2007-01-20T23:49:58Z

It has stopped RAINING! There's actual sun! I'm happy now! Here is two pictures for you, one is from yesterday, one is from ages ago, my brother went shooting and got a pidgeon.

Stiiiiiiiiill raining.

2007-01-20T03:42:31Z

The sun hasn't been out for like three days and it's raining even heavier now. I hope we don't flood again cos that wasn't real nice. We were supposed to be able to see a comet a few nights ago but we couldn't see it for the clouds. My third weather entry, I haven't even said anything about myself!!
I'm Jessie...
I'm fourteen, I wear glasses, I moved classes halfway through last year because my class 'mates' thought I was 'too smart'.
My friends are bitches. Boys abre gross. lol. I don't like having people at my house. I don't like going up to the mall either, I hate clothes shopping. I have a gamecube, a gameboy colour, game boy advance and a DS :P I'm a nintendo girl.

In Australia its the summer holidays at the moment and I haven't been anywhere with my friends lol. Jeez, all that stuff makes me seem anti-social! It really annoys me when people ask what 'bias' or 'biased' means because I've told mose people about a squillion times and they never remember.
The subjects I'm taking this year ARE: Art, Performance Drama, Performance music, one semester of Italian, Legal Studies and Textiles (sewing).
Heeere's a drawing for ya. Lol, look at me, acting as if someone is actually reading this!

Gootbye

Raaaaaain

2007-01-20T01:17:10Z

'tis raining again, not as bad as before but it's supposed to be SUMMER! I mean sheesh! What is this? The tropices? Doesn't the weather have the decency to be DRY during a DROUGHT!!?? HellOOO!?!? Water restrictions ring a bell?

Le Flood

2007-01-19T09:41:37Z

The was heaps and heaps of rain where I live yesterday, so much there was flash flooding! I would have taken photos but I was too busy freaking out over it and screeching at my brother to bother getting the camera out. :) ah well